Sometimes I Hate My Own Gender. Allow Me To Vent My Spleen.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

In Which The Spiteful Wench Is Shamed

Recently, The Wench's husband overheard her cackling over news of the latest rash in Thai penis-slashings by jealous women.

At which point, The Wench's husband asked her whether she would be laughing quite so hard if the issue were breast-slashings by jealous men.

Good point, sayeth The Wench. Although her cackling was primarily induced by the reporter's ill-advised use of a banana in the footage.

The Wench remains intrigued by the Thai surgeon's comment that, in cases where the penis has been "chopped up", he "builds a new" penis for the victim. The Wench asks: Does he have that capability? To make a better penis? Better . . . faster . . stronger?

The Wench will cease now.

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